A gift that I was anticipating almost as much as the wedding night itself! Bernie and I remember all too well how Hart and his friends Rich and Ken used to torture his helpless younger brothers, holding them down and giving them the infamous and dreaded "pink-belly."

So, as an after dinner treat, I had a plan. This was, after all, MY DAY. I had ushers and groomsmen and even nephews willing to do almost ANYTHING for me on my special day. But what do I do with such power? As you can see, I had plenty of willing helpers holding Hart down while taking revenge by slapping his belly until it was rosy pink. Most gratifying was the fact that he shrieked like a little girl! Don't dish it out if you can't take it, bro!

And here he is staggering away........

Next stop on the tour